“Absurdly Random Yet Entirely True Vaguely Funny Life Stories By A Guy Stuck In Kentucky”

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(Copied from my introduction post)

When writing your blog, you have to tell yourself that people actually care about what you have to say, when of course they don’t at all, unless your a deliberately provocative female (which I’m not) or a politician who’se going to blow the world up (which I’m not, yet) – Only, none of the interesting politicians have made their blogs yet – I mean, where is Fidel Castro’s blog? That North-Korean dictator guy’s blog (Ya’ know – the short crazy guy who dresses up like Elvis)? Joseph Stalin’s Blog? (Okay yes, he has been dead for 60-sum years now, but that’s hardly an excuse…) So, as I am neither an object of sexual desire nor a dictator (or both – oh, kinky!) I do not suspect anyone in particular, save a few friends, have any interest in reading about a middle-aged teen’s trivial troubles in the heart of a little Kentuckian high-way town called Dry Ridge.

So I will spare you the majority of moaning and whining, and instead get onto the amusing and often times absurd stuff that happens in my life. Perhaps an occasional little grumble here and there, but rest assured there will be no self-pity or senseless whining. Hence, this blog is dedicated to chronicling the many absurd events in my life which will hopefully give you a chuckle and help pass a few moments should you find yourself rather quite bored and void of anything to do.

As for who I am? I am a guy originally from Cincinnati whose stuck in Kentucky for the moment. I’m 16, but generally have a tendency to act far older in most situations. I’m a self declared eccentrist – crazy, basically – and generally a lot of times it may seem like I’m snubbing my nose up at people, but don’t let it fool you – I’m an open minded, wordly person who accepts people as they are.

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