(Yes this is all over dramatized, sue me)
The Greeks are in a state of rebellion. American governors are now selling their positions to the highest bidder in public. Israel is utterly destroying every fragment of the Gaza strip, chewing it up, spitting it out, and destroying it again. Ukraine and several other Eastern European countries now face a looming, uncertain economic crisis as Russia has cut off gasoline shipments. African pirates are running rampant and looting billions of dollars from a variety of countries ships, even going so far as to begin securing military equipment as powerful as tanks.
But hey, let’s talk about the things that really matter -
Like pie.
I do not think there is a person in this world who does not enjoy at least some kind of pie. It is a universally accepted food, and while you health nuts may scoff at the idea, come on – you know you want it.
This also goes for jello, or jelly, or pudding, as it is known to the Brits. As a human being it is your job to love both, and if anyone says otherwise, they are an alien. That said, Bill Cosby has a special announcement for you, about, yes, jello.
And in other news, Daler Mehndi is going to kill me with his song, Tunak Tunak Tun, as it is deeply embedded in my head with the only way to remove it being a knife. And it shall now embed itself into yours:
And finally, Vince, the notorious American TV sells man of German towels, wants to sell you something. Please watch this:
I have been very bored lately, can you tell? 
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- Nile
